 | #236 Business one-liners 92
Only a bureaucracy can fight a bureaucracy.
Only a fool can reproduce another fool,s work.
Only a mediocre person is always at their best.
Only them as knows their own...knows.
Only those ... |
| #235 Business one-liners 91
Old programmers never die, they just abend.
On a beautiful day like this, it,s hard to believe anybody can be unhappy; but we will work on it.
On successive charts of the same organization, the ... |
| #234 Business one-liners 90
Nothing is ever accomplished by a reasonable man.
Nothing is ever as simple as it seems.
Nothing is impossible for the man who does not have to do it himself.
Nothing matters very much, and v... |
| #233 Business one-liners 89
Nobody wants to read anyone else,s formulas.
Nobody told me.
Nostalgia isn,t what it used to be.
Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing.
Nothing can be done in on... |
| #231 Business one-liners 88
No matter how much you do, you,ll never do enough.
No matter what happens, there is always somebody who knew that it would.
No matter which direction you start, it,s always against the wind comi... |
| #229 Business one-liners 87
Never try to pacify someone at the height of his rage.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
Never volunteer for anything.
Never wrestle a pig; you both get dirty, and he likes it... |
| #227 Business one-liners 86
Never leave hold of what you,ve got until you,ve got hold of something else.
Never needlessly disturb a thing at rest.
Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.
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| #226 Business one-liners 85
Never bet on a loser because you think his luck is about to change.
Never buy from a rich salesman.
Never do anything you wouldn,t be caught dead doing.
Never do card tricks for the group you... |
| #224 Business one-liners 84
Murphy was an optimist.
My client(sponsor/customer) doesn,t know what he wants.
Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.
Nature is a mother.
Nature will tell you a direct lie if she can.
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| #222 Business one-liners 83
Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value.
Maybe I can,t make you do it but I sure can make you sorry you didn,t!
Maybe you can,t buy happiness, but these days you can certainly c... |
| #220 Business one-liners 82
Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.
Life would be so much easier if we could just look at the source code.
Live within your income, even if you have to borrow t... |
| #218 Business one-liners 81
Just because you are paranoid doesn,t mean they are not out to get you.
Just when you get going, someone injects a dose of reality with a large needle.
Just when you get really good at something... |
| #217 Business one-liners 80
It,s Not My Job!
It,s not hard to meet expenses; they are everywhere.
It,s not how good your work is, it,s how well you explain it.
It,s not the work that gets me down, it,s the coffee breaks... |
| #215 Business one-liners 79
It would be nice to be sure of anything the way some people are of everything.
It,s always darkest just before it goes pitch black.
It,s always darkest just before the lights go out.
It,s alw... |
| #214 Business one-liners 78
It is incredible how much intelligence is used in this world to prove nonsense.
It is later than you think.
It is morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money.
It is not enough to tell ... |
