 | #986 Chinese plane crash
Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into a United States plane over International waters. China demanded an apology from us and stole technology from our plane when... |
| #984 Military work rules
1. Sickness: No excuses will be acceptable. We will no longer accept the Medical Officer,s statement as proof of illness as we believe that if you are able to go on sick parade, you are able to come t... |
| #983 China blames America
Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into a United States plane over International waters. China demanded an apology from us and stole technology from our plane when... |
| #981 Battles on the sea
The following is supposedly a true story relating to a United States shipping company.
THE U.S. shipping company had a new ship built. It was to be the pride of the fleet, and something special was... |
| #980 Top Ten Things The Chinese Have Learned By Examining Our Spy Plane
Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into a United States plane over International waters. China demanded an apology from us and stole technology from our plane when... |
| #979 How Army policy began
This is Army policy all begins...
Start with a cage containing five apes. In the cage, hang a banana on a string and put stairs under it. Before long, an ape will go to the stairs and start to cli... |
| #978 Submarine humor & fun
Submarines are safer than airplanes. Proof in the fact is there are more airplanes in the water than submarines in the air!
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| #977 Military traditions
Top Holiday Traditions In The Military
9. Gluing Santa beard to your gas mask
8. Roasting chestnuts with an M4-A3 flamethrower
7. Draw up list of who,s naughty, who,s nice and who can,t run t... |
| #976 Apologizing to China
Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into a United States plane over International waters. China demanded an apology from us and stole technology from our plane when... |
| #975 New submarine Ensign
The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he,d dreamed of working since a young boy.
He was trying to impress the Master Chief with his expertise learned in Submarine School.
The Master Chief ... |
| #974 A young naval student
A young naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea captain.
"What would you do if a sudden storm sprang up on the starboard?"
"Throw out an anchor, sir," the student replied. ... |
| #972 Finish overseas tour
A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when he was given an opportunity to display his ability at getting the ship under way. With a stream of crisp commands, he had t... |
| #970 Soldier stands guard
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were clear. No car was to enter unless it had a special sticker on the windshield. A big Army car came up with a general seated in the bac... |
| #965 Remember during wars
Things to Remember During a War
1. The only things more accurate than enemy fire is friendly fire.
2. Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo.
3. Teamwork is essential. It gives th... |
| #964 Strange new battles
Seems there was a young soldier, who, just before battle, told his sergeant that he didn,t have a rifle.
"That,s no problem, son," said the sergeant. "Here, take this broom. Just point it at the G... |
