 | #3178 You might be a redneck if 38
You might be a redneck if...
A policeman asks for your ID, and you answer, "About what?"
You wake up with chocolate in your ears after spending the night in a fine hotel.
Your neighbor spits ... |
| #3177 You might be a redneck if 36
You might be a redneck if...
You`ve ever been arrested for a DUI on a riding lawn mower.
You keep your teeth and your goldfish in the same glass.
On average, one out of every thirty words you... |
| #3176 You might be a redneck if 35
You might be a redneck if...
You smoke during your deer hunt after scent-proofing yourself all month.
A tornado goes through your trailer`s yard and makes it look neater.
You`ve got to shuck ... |
| #3175 You might be a redneck if 34
You might be a redneck if...
Smith and Wesson attended your wedding without an invitation and there was nothing you could do about it.
When you hear someone talking about the king you don`t know... |
| #3174 You might be a redneck if 33
You might be a redneck if...
You prefer the Sears catolog to Charmin.
Your blood alcohol content has ever exceeded your I.Q.
You think deer hunting should be an olympic sport.
You have a s... |
| #3173 You might be a redneck if 31
You might be a redneck if...
You have guns in your house that you cannot find.
You think a night of fine dining is going to the Snack Bar at Wal-Mart while the automotive department is raising y... |
| #3172 You might be a redneck if 30
You might be a redneck if...
You`ve ever worn hunter`s orange to church.
You have barnyard animals living in your house.
Every pair of jeans you own has a tobacco can ring worn in one of the ... |
| #3171 You might be a redneck if 29
You might be a redneck if...
You don`t think Jeff`s Foxworthy`s jokes are funny.
Every time you see a roadsign that says "DIP" you reach in your back pocket.
You`ve ever had Thanksgiving dinn... |
| #3170 You might be a redneck if 28
You might be a redneck if...
Motel 6 turns off the lights when they see you coming.
There are more dishes in your sink than in your cabinets.
You think a turtleneck is a key ingredient in sou... |
| #3169 You might be a redneck if 27
You might be a redneck if...
You take a fishing pole to Sea World.
The hood and one door are a different color from the rest of your car.
You`ve ever filled your deer tag on the golf course.
... |
| #3168 You might be a redneck if 25
You might be a redneck if...
Your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve.
Your baby`s favorite teething ring is the garden hose in the front yard.
Your coat-of-arms features kudzu.
Your... |
| #3167 You might be a redneck if 20
You might be a redneck if...
Your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire...on her house
The ASPCA raids your kitchen.
You have to check in the bottom of your shoe for change ... |
| #3166 You might be a redneck if 19
You might be a redneck if...
You own more cowboy boots than sneakers.
You`ve been to a funeral and there were more pick-ups than cars.
You have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elv... |
| #3165 You might be a redneck if 18
You might be a redneck if...
Three quarters of the clothes you own have logos on them.
Your grandfather completely executes the "pull my finger" trick at the family reunion.
When you leave yo... |
| #3164 You might be a redneck if 17
You might be a redneck if...
You`ve ever made change in the offering plate.
The fifth grade is referred to as "your senior year."
You consider a good tan to be the back of of your neck and th... |
