 | #7404 A better Magic trick
A magician on a cruise liner had a parrot, who,d seen all the magician,s tricks a million times, long ago having figured out how the magician made everything in the act disappear.
The parrot got bo... |
| #7403 The Mailman
The mail carrier had a registered letter that needed a signature for a party on his route. Receiving no response to his knock on the front door, he went around to the back door which he found open, ex... |
| #7402 The heavenly cat
Once upon a time, there was a cat who died. When she got to heaven, God asked her how she liked being on earth. She told the Lord that it was awful, she had to sleep in cold back alleys where there wa... |
| #7401 The smell of fresh blood
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep. Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling h... |
| #7400 The Christmas Parrot
A few days before Christmas, a man enters a pet store looking for a unique gift for his wife.
The store manager tells him he has just what he,s looking for; a beautiful parrot named Chet that sings... |
| #7399 The Speedy Snail
There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to get some fast wheels to make up the difference.
After shopping around a while, he decided that the D... |
| #7398 Beyond all track records
Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. "In the last 15 races, I,ve won 8 of them!"
Another horse breaks in, "Well in the last 27 races, I,ve won 1... |
| #7397 The infamous goony bird
After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became completely inattentive to his wife and sat guzzling beer and watching TV all day. The wife was dismayed because no matter... |
| #7396 A trip to the cinema
A man goes into a cinema with his dog to watch a film. It,s a romantic comedy and when there,s a funny seen the dog starts laughing. A little later on there,s a sad part and suddenly the dog starts cr... |
| #7395 At the gorilla enclosure
It,s a beautiful, warm spring morning and a couple are spending the day at the zoo. She,s wearing a loose-fitting, spring dress, sleeveless with straps. He,s wearing jeans and a T-shirt.
As they wa... |
| #7394 Jesus is watching you
A burglar broke into a home and was looking around. He heard a soft voice say, "Jesus is watching you". Thinking it was just his imagination, he continued his search.
Again the voice said "Jesus is... |
| #7393 Life as a Mole
A family of moles had been hibernating all winter. One beautiful spring morning, they woke up. The father mole stuck his head out of the hole and looked around. "Mother Mole!" He called back down the ... |
| #7392 Is that your dog?
A timid little man, walked into a biker bar in the Bronx and clearing his throat asked, "Um, err, which of you gentlemen owns the Doberman tied outside to the parking meter?"
A giant of a man, wear... |
| #7391 The Rabbit and the Snake
A blind rabbit and a blind snake meet each other. Neither one remembers what kind of animal they are, so they decide to feel each other.
The rabbit says, "You feel me first." The snake says okay,... |
| #7390 Department of fish and wildlife warning
The Louisiana State Department of Fish and Wildlife is advising hikers, hunters, fishermen, and golfers to take extra precautions and keep alert for alligators while in St. Tammany, Jefferson & Orlean... |
